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06/09/2003
Pinhead
For the first time today the acupuncturist stuck needles in my face, a veritable bouquet of stainless steel sprouting up between my brows.
As the first one went in, I vanquished the temptation to yell, "Ow! My third eye!"
You can tell how committed I am.