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06/19/2003
Day 8: Whatever gets you through the night
The relaxing and effective ways in which I am coping with the likelihood of a cancelled cycle:
- Hyperventilating
- Wrenching my shoulders up into a twisted shrug only Chang and Eng Bunker could love
- Producing oceanic tides of stomach acid
- Standing up, sitting down. Standing up, sitting down. Standing up, sitting down to gauge the relative jolt sent through my ovaries by the shock.