« Three signs that I might need a hobby | Main | I don't just have issues. I have subscriptions. »
03/12/2004
I in cyst
You know how I said I was giving my cyst perhaps a little too much input into my daily decision-making? Today it whispered most seductively, "Siiiiiign up your sister-in-lawwwwww to receive a freeeeee informationallll videoooooo about the Craftmaaaaaaaaatic adjustable beddddddddd."
Is there no end to the mayhem this thing will wreak?
Posted by Julie at 03:03 PM in I am full of good ideas | Permalink
TrackBack
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00d834518e0569e200d8345b306869e2
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference I in cyst:
Comments (7)
LOL, did you do it?
Posted by: Carrie at Mar 12, 2004 3:22:57 PM
You MUST SUBMIT to the CYST!
Posted by: Jo at Mar 12, 2004 4:36:45 PM
LOL. I gave my sister-in-law's address and phone number to Jews for Jesus and Jehova's Witness. I don't know if they called, but it felt good!
Posted by: Jodi at Mar 12, 2004 5:41:49 PM
I was going to place a classified ad for an open house at my SIL's address (she has the sort of address that people would flock to see, believe me) but I never got around to it.
Perhaps just a series of free, in-home estimates for carpet, drapes, or cabinet replacement instead?
And I don't even have a cyst. That I know about. If I do, it's probably in my goddamned brain.
Posted by: mollie at Mar 12, 2004 6:43:15 PM
Damn, I wish MY cysts had a sense of humor. No SIL's, but I do have an evil control-freak brother-in-law who deserves something cooked up by your cyst.
Posted by: Jen at Mar 13, 2004 12:50:31 PM
You're so punny.
I love that your cyst is just as clever as you.
Posted by: Julia at Mar 13, 2004 7:10:59 PM
I am catching up with your Blog- hope you read mail from your old posts. This talking cyst phenomenon has actually been made into a movie- you must rent it to be truly aware of what a cyst can accomplish: it is
How to Get Ahead In Advertising from 1989, Rachel Ward is in it- it has nothing to do with kids and it is caustic and dark, but hilarious. You need a good laugh,
Carol
Posted by: Carol at Jun 22, 2004 9:06:36 AM
