See you in Stockholm

Infertile women complain bitterly about how easily other women can get pregnant. No one is more grievously maligned than the poor misunderstood crack whore. "If a crack whore can get pregnant," goes the thinking, "then why can't a well educated, legitimately employed, legally married, thoroughly respectable member of society?"

Well you might ask.

Never one to leave a scientific puzzle unsolved, I have come up with the answer: Infertile women don't smoke nearly enough crack.

I'd say more about it but I've signed a non-disclosure agreement with Ferring, who have expressed great interest in my discovery.

Posted by Julie at 07:01:46 PM in I am full of good ideas

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See you in Stockholm

Infertile women complain bitterly about how easily other women can get pregnant. No one is more grievously maligned than the poor misunderstood crack whore. "If a crack whore can get pregnant," goes the thinking, "then why can't a well educated, legitimately employed, legally married, thoroughly respectable member of society?"

Well you might ask.

Never one to leave a scientific puzzle unsolved, I have come up with the answer: Infertile women don't smoke nearly enough crack.

I'd say more about it but I've signed a non-disclosure agreement with Ferring, who have expressed great interest in my discovery.